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I'm on sick leave. Why? Well, I don't really know. I'm getting blood tests. I have been getting blood tests for the last few weeks, and this week they decided to stop me from working. I still don't know what they think is wrong with me. Or maybe they just couldn't get a proper result from the tests while my blood alcohol level was at 80% proof.

In other news, I seem to be succumbing to the Pub Runner's curse. Me, one year ago:


Me, now:


I didn't quite notice that before, except for not being able to zip up half of my dresses. Better get on that, eh. Ah well, shouldn't take me long to lose it.

This not working thing is strange to me. For a long time, I haven't worked fewer than 200 hours per month. This is my third day off in a row (although yesterday I did go by the bar to make sure that the boy covering for me knew how to do everything), and it's driving me batty. Still, at least this means I will finally clean up my house. It looks like one of those houses you see on the TV about the people who are filthy disgusting pigs and must be exterminated and How Can You Live Like This? I'm not even kidding. It's 10.42am and I already excavated the bathroom. Normally, I'd have come in the door about an hour ago and passed out on top of the cat.

Sick leave=BAD BAD BAD. I hate this. I want to work.

Date: 2012-06-02 08:19 pm (UTC)
emma: (Default)
From: [personal profile] emma
If it's any consolation from random internet person, I think you look a lot better in the second pic :) But y'know, at the end of the day it's about what makes you happy and comfortable. Aside from that I hope you get better soon!

Date: 2012-06-03 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Actually, the reason is even worse than that. It's not really about how I look, it's just... Okay. I have all these dresses, and I love them more than people are supposed to love their clothes, and I can't wear them any more, and this is annoying to me.

Date: 2012-06-05 04:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] emma
Oh, that makes perfect sense to me. I was disappointed the other day to discover that having lost weight, my cool full and floofy purple skirt is too big for me and slips down so I can only wear it with a long top to hide it. Changing weight messing up what clothes you can wear is so annoying.

Date: 2012-06-03 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm sorry, am I supposed to think you look elephantine or walruslike in the second picture? Because you don't.

You probably know that, of course, and you're just fishing for compliments.

Well, have a compliment. You deserve it. Have a Mont-Blanc too.

Date: 2012-06-03 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Elephantine and walruslike? I think I'd have noticed that sooner. But my frocks! My frocks! I only fit into half of them now! This is a terrible terrible thing.


Date: 2012-06-03 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Buy some new frocks. You'll learn to love them too.

Date: 2012-06-03 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Noooooooo! My dresses my dresses my dresses!!


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