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[violetsnvalium]

A hint to everyone: Don't ever try to read the results of your own blood tests unless you're a doctor. It can lead to all kinds of mental drama. (Every category in which I come up abnormal, I diligently look up on Wikipedia. This generally leads to the realisation that I am doomed.) Also, don't take lots of painkillers and then go to sleep, because you have weird dreams. I dreamt that I was chilling with the cast of Steel Magnolias and Barbra Streisand. Then I woke up and wondered when I turned into a stereotypical gay man. It's all good.

Anyway. I am on my period and am 10kgs heavier than I have ever been before, and of course THIS WEEKEND I have an underwear shoot. Seriously. What the hay, it just means there's going to be a lot more ass than in most underwear shoots. I don't know if I am majorly self-confident or if it's just that I really don't care.

Something I do care about though: I got myself a Christmas present!! It should be here next week and it's amazing.

My present to me:



OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! so excited!!!!

Comments

[theda.livejournal.com]

That is just amazingly beautiful

[violetsnvalium.livejournal.com]

I know!! I am giddy and stupid with excitement about it. More so than usual, even.

[littlelamb.livejournal.com]

wow i saw you post about it on fb but had no idea you were going to buy that for yourself. it's so beautiful!

[violetsnvalium.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I do weird things sometimes. Usually they work out okay.

[totalximmortal.livejournal.com]

Omg that is awesome!!

[lynn9mckenzie.livejournal.com]

I love it! I hope it sounds as gorgeous as it looks.

I swear, when the kids are both out of college (several years from now), I'm going to buy myself a bass guitar.